내가 살고 있는 사회

가끔은 잊어먹지만 내가 소속된 이사회 소위 오일맨들의 사회는 거친 곳이다.

종종 컴퓨터 앞에서 몇달정도 레포트나 끼적거리고 있다보면 

'아 난 화이트인가봐' 

하는 생각도 들지만 오늘 아래 이메일을 받고 나자 아아 이넘의 사회 열라 무식한 곳이구만 하는 생각을 했다.

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OK gents, Its time for a pub crawl (이게 뭐냐면요 아래를 보심됩니다).

This Friday, 8.30pm dinner and visit to at least three clubs, 2am minimum crawl.

Plenty of women and alcohol involved.

Rules:

- No wives/girlfriends.

- No running home before 2am. (other wise you get to buy all the drinks) : 아아- 무식한 넘들

- If you are golfing at 6am on Saturday, don’t whine all night about it.

- Phones off. (So that wives and girlfriends cannot call,……..very convenient rule)

- No whining about going to work on Saturday morning. (because you will not be able to)

- Minimum three tequilas (man’s drink, is on me). (rest of the weeny drinks are up to you) : 아주 첨부터 진하게 나갈 생각이져

- All activity during pub crawl will be considered tight hole information after crawl so any rubbish that you talk about while intoxicated cannot be legally held against you.

- Any panties extraction activities (from women) during pub crawl will be at your own risk. (not sanctioned by pub crawl) : 18금

- Hunting and bringing along the local wildlife (woman only) will be also at your own risk. 역시나 18금

If you think of anyone else that can live with these rules, pass this email on to them as well.

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아아 그런데 왜이리 마음이 끌리는 건지. ....

쓸기담이랑 겔포스 챙겨야 겠다.